Life in the woods
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately.
I brought along a few things in case I got bored.
There I experienced the profound joy of solitude…
And made sure everyone else knew about it.
I marched to the rhythms of nature, the sounds of the forest…
And the beat of my killer wilderness playlist.
The woods were filled with many wondrous creatues.
I turned them into memes.
Alone in the darkness, I found true illumination…
By the light of my ever-glowing screens.
Reader Kenny F. sent us this startling infographic sure to infuriate exactly half of our audience. Apparently this election was not only divided along racial and financial lines, but on intelligence lines as well. Our favorite thing about this graphic is that the data Kenny used came from Fox Business, so if you’re a Romney voter, this is basically Neil Cavuto accidentally calling you an idiot. Of course, Nevada voted for Obama despite being one of the least educated states, but we can probably chalk that up to the fact that he was the safest bet.