If you’re looking to romance a graphic designer, we can help. Here are some ice-breakers cheesier than Cheez Whiz guaranteed to help you find someone to love, to hold and to go halfers on a new copy of Photoshop CS4 with you.
- I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
- Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
- If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
- I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
- Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
- Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
- If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
- I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
- If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?
- Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
- You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
- I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
- If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
- I dig your look and feel.
- If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
- Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
- When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?
- Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
- What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
- Mind if I take you for a usability test?
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He told me I was doing a photo shoot of him and me to send some pictures to his mother back home, and he wanted to be in his uniform and me looking nice in a dress.
And then when I set the timer and ran over to stand beside him, he got down on one knee and asked me to be his wife.
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day and night
i am alway tired
but at night
i stay up just late enough
until i am exhausted enough
until i can fall into my bed
and into immediate slumber
because i can’t stand
to lie in my bed in a dark room
alone with my thoughts
for so many hours
An interview with the technologists behind frog design’s augmented-reality SXSW Interactive fiesta.
