The following is a guest post by Ashley Ambirge. Read more by Ashley at her blog The Middle Finger Project or follow Ashley on Twitter.
They’re out there. You can spot them in every city, every town, every neighborhood. They can take the shape of any human being, but are known to wear a scowl, a bad attitude and dirt-smeared, oversized khaki-colored overalls.
Despite their questionable demeanor, they weave their way into your life, usually by way of stealth maneuver tactics. Most often you will not recognize them until it’s too late, but all suspects should be considered armed and dangerous.
In worse case scenarios, they will even land in your yard, chug sugar water and proceed to body snatch a member of your family, friend or significant other, straight up Men In Black style.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
They are Dream Zappers (DZ), and they’re coming to an aspiration near you.
via freepursuits.com
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